The Funny Pages: Amy’s Law Jokes

Attending Court means hours of sitting without any coffee — o.O — which is torture.  Here are some law jokes I created while in the throes of caffeine withdrawal:

  • What is a Witch’s least favorite legal document?
    The covenant not to sue.
  • What is the shoe shiner’s favorite law book?
    Black’s Law Dictionary
  • What is the Doctor’s favorite law book?
    Remedies (Gilbert Law Summaries)
  • What book does a drunk lawyer like?
    Mathew Bender’s Liquor Liability Law.
  • Why do government attorneys stay single?
    They cannot confirm, nor deny…
  • What is a lawyer’s favorite beer?
    Land Shark Lager (http://www.landsharklager.com)
  • What’s the Medical equivalent of a Depositions attorney?
    Proctologist
  • In what style does Xerox interpret the law?
    Black Letter law
  • What type of clothing do people fear the most?
    The lawsuit
  • How would lawyers aptly describe the condition or state of today’s education system?
    In forma pauperis
  • What is FaceBook’s favorite legal concept?
    Joinder of Parties
  • What is the research scientist’s favorite area of Law?
    Discovery
  • What FRCVP section do teenagers hate?
    Rule 21
  • What legal concept applicable to Parties do shrinks specialize in?
    Incompetency

YES, I *know,* some of these are real “groaners.”
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About Amy Barnes

Author has extensive experience in Retail, including two years as a supervisor. Educated in Psychology, Financial Accounting, Criminal Justice, and Programming. Work experience in Law Enforcement, Security (IT), Programming (REALBasic, SQL, VB, JAVA), Retail.
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